Mama Didn’t Raise No Fool: Mother’s Day 2022 Gift Guide

What’s more old-school and traditional than giving mom flowers for Mother’s Day? We want to keep the tradition alive, but with a twist. These Mother’s Day flowers will make any mom in your life smile from ear to ear.

Pacific Stone - Wedding Cake

Pacific Stone’s Wedding Cake (Triangle Kush X Animal Mints) is one of our top-selling cultivars. Once mom experiences the cookie dough sweetness and the syrupy tartness like a fresh-baked cherry pie, she’ll want to renew her vows just to have an excuse to consume more of this strain.

Farmer and the Felon - Banana Cream

If mom is a fan of terpy, sun-grown outdoor flowers, she will love Farmer and the Felon’s Banana Cream (Banana OG X Cookies N’ Cream) cultivar. These fruity, earthy, sweet cream-forward frosty nugs are Indica-dominant and will help mom relax into movie night within a few minutes after her first toke. Who doesn’t love a slice of Banana Cream pie without the calorie-fueled guilt?!

Blem - Unruly OG

This is for the moms that grew up listening to Snoop, smoked OG Kush, and wished they had a drop-top Impala. Blem’s Unruly OG is a throwback to the original OG Kush with notes of herbal musk and piney diesel that make for a smooth smoking experience. Being a mom can be stressful, so there’s no better gift than a strain like Unruly OG to help her worries melt away.

Baby Jeeter - Infused Maui Wowie Pre-Rolls

Nothing is more legendary than mom, but Maui Wowie is hot on her heels as one of the most legendary strains in cannabis culture. These hash-infused pre-rolls will leave mumsy slightly more than half-baked. Mom can expect Sativa-powered high-end euphoria activated by the hashy, pineapple-flavored zest that may replace her daily cup of joe.

There’s nothing wrong with having a sweet tooth, and in fact, we actively encourage it! Here are some Mother’s Day chocolates and candies to show mom just how sweet life really is with her.

Kiva - Dark Chocolate Munchies

What do you get when you cross an everything bagel with one of the best cannabis chocolate bars on the scene? In collaboration with The Yeastie Boys, Kiva’s limited edition Everything Bagel Munchies chocolate bar will keep mom’s taste buds guessing. Kiva’s hash-infused 100mg confectionery treats tag-teaming with Yeastie’s classic salty seasoning mix is an indulgence any foodie will enjoy.

Kaneh Co - Cherry Pistachio 1:1 Midnight Dark Chocolates

Like most moms, Kaneh Co’s Cherry Pistachio 1:1 Midnight Dark Chocolates are smooth and complex. With 100 mg per bag (50mg THC and 50mg CBN), 72% chocolate, and dried cherries with nutty, green pistachios, these little delicacies are ideal for the vegan or gluten-free matriarch in your life.

Lost Farm - Strawberry Lemonade Super Lemon Haze Live Resin Gummies

Just like chocolates, Mother’s Day candies are great options for moms who have everything. Lost Farm is known for their strain-specific edible gummies, which means mom will be able to better predict the results of eating one too many of these chewy little nuggets. Made with Sativa-dominant Super Lemon Haze (Lemon Skunk X Super Silver Haze) Live Resin and married with sweet strawberry lemonade flavors, these gummies will make Mother’s Day fly by… in a good way.

Papa and Barkley - Releaf Milk Chocolate

Made with whole-plant fresh-press rosin and 84% Fair Trade chocolate, Papa and Barkley’s Releaf Milk Chocolate bar is 100mg of full-spectrum lusciousness. Meant to help ease you into relaxation and eventually blissful slumber, this is one of the best ways to end Mother’s Day weekend.

“Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” is a cringe-inducing phrase that is more outdated than parachute pants and neon kitten heels, so we think it’s time to evolve. Our Mother’s Day diamonds have more to do with having a good time than owning a material possession.

Loud + Clear Mango OG Liquid Diamonds Cartridge

As the rebellious younger sister to AbsoluteXtracts, Loud + Clear’s liquid diamond carts are expertly extracted to preserve the full richness of specific strains like their tropical Mango OG (KC 33 X Afghani). Clocking in at 92% THC, believe it or not, this strain’s a creeper. Instruct mom to use this as a juicy mango palette cleanser between courses during this year’s Mother’s Day dinner.

Space Coyote - Indica Diamonds-Infused Joint

Take mom on a tropical staycation with this diamond-infused Indica 1g pre-roll. Space Coyote took their top-quality flowers and rolled the ground bud in first-rate crystalline THCa diamonds that will help mother dearest take an interstellar journey through the cosmos, all from the comfort of her couch.

Buddies - Chocolope Liquid Diamonds Cartridge

Euphoria should be on the menu this Mother’s Day, and Buddies’ Chocolope Liquid Diamonds cart (Chocolate Thai X Cannalope Haze) will serve up ecstasy on a silver platter. Chocolatey, smokey, and velvety smooth, this liquid gold will transport mom into mind-melting territory thanks to the high THC content and the entourage effect of Terpinolene, Myrcene, and Ocimene. Terps for days!

Dodi - Green Vaxxine Diamond Infused Blunt

Marshawn Lynch is the brainpower behind Dodi, so if mom is a fan of the gridiron, that might be enough to make her love this diamond-infused dynamite stick. If that’s not enough, tell her Green Vaxxine is a cross of Green Crack with an unknown strain that is fruity, sweet, and more energizing than an ice-cold shower on a hot day. This 2g hemp-wrapped blunt might be in the wrong category because it is truly a sweet treat.