Name: Funky GMO
Brand: CRU
Price: 30.00 USD

Introducing the Super Sour Diesel White Label from Stiiizy, a flower product that is perfect for anyone looking to add a little extra fun to their relaxation routine. With flavors of gas, fuel, sweet citrus, and pepper, this product offers a unique and exciting taste experience. The terpene profile of limonene, myrcene, and caryophyllene potentially provides a refreshing and energizing effect, leaving users feeling uplifted, energized, and relaxed. Whether you're looking to unwind after a long day or just add some excitement to your day, this product is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Super Sour Diesel White Label

Get ready for a sweet escape with Caramelz Premium Flower by West Coast Cure. Dive into the rich, indulgent experience inspired by the creamy delight of caramel. Although we can't reveal all our secrets, the exquisite genetics behind this strain may offer a uniquely delightful journey. As you savor each puff, you might notice a delectable fusion of flavors that hints at buttery richness, making it an ideal companion for a relaxing evening. With purported effects that may include relaxation and a potential sense of euphoria, Caramelz Premium Flower is perfect for unwinding after a long day. Take a break and let the charming essence of Caramelz transport you to a world of blissful relaxation.

Caramelz Premium Flower

Hashburger, born from the cross of Han Solo Hash Plant and Double Burger strains, unfolds a flavor narrative as intriguing as its lineage. This strain weaves together earthy hash undertones with bold, savory notes reminiscent of a rich, gourmet burger. This strain is purported to enhance creativity and social interactions.

Hashburger

Electrify your senses with Electric Blue Indoor Smalls from Connected. This vibrant flower boasts a dynamic mix that may spark creativity and elevate your mood. As you delve into its rich, aromatic profile, you might catch hints reminiscent of a serene walk in the forest, offering a delightful experience that isn't easily forgotten. Frequent users report that Electric Blue may potentially enhance relaxation and focus, making it a splendid choice for winding down after a long day or gearing up for a social gathering. Plug into the Electric Blue experience and let it light up your moments.

Electric Blue Indoor Smalls

Black Cherry Gelato

California Black Roze #2 made of Roze with OG Eddy. Its onset provides a very chill experience with a hazy and joyful disposition that will leave you feeling in the clouds. Its aromas are equally as enjoyable with a floral and citrus overtone and a musky finish this cultivar will make you want to keep coming back for more. 

California Black Roze #2

Unwrap the luxurious allure of Trap's Red Velvet, a flower expertly crafted to tantalize your senses. Imagine sinking your teeth into a velvety slice of decadence—Red Velvet’s name brings it all to mind with rich, indulgent layers of flavor that may remind you of a sumptuous dessert. This strain, with its complex profile, promises a sensory experience that's as uplifting as it is relaxing. Whether you're lounging on a laid-back weekend or winding down after a bustling day, Red Velvet may potentially enhance your mood and well-being, offering a delightful escape into tranquility. Dive into luxury with every puff; Red Velvet is your ticket to a world of creamy delight.

Red Velvet

Xj-13 is the offspring of two very classic cultivars, the renowned Jack Herer and G13 Haze. Its aroma boasts sweet citrus tones, with pine and turpentine undertones. This epic cultivar provides a rapid onset which hits straight to the forehead with a cerebral euphoria which stimulates creativity and overall relaxation.


XJ-13

Step into the future with Gramlin's Marty McHigh, a flower that beckons you to a world beyond the ordinary. This intriguing strain offers a sensory-rich experience with an intricate flavor profile that balances a unique blend that will have your taste buds intrigued. Fans of Marty McHigh report potentially blissful and euphoric effects, making it an excellent companion for both chill hangouts and creative brainstorming sessions. As you light up, allow the present to dissolve away while this extraordinary flower guides your journey back to the future.

Marty McHigh

Cali Biscotti is South Florida OG and Gelato cross-bred by Cali Lotus. This cultivar offers a rush of cerebral and giggly effects that launch your mind into a pure lifted state of bliss followed by a calming wave that washes over your body, allowing you to kick back and relax. Cali Biscotti has an insanely delicious sweet flavor with a rich, spicy diesel exhale.


Cali Biscotti

The One

Discover the exquisite allure of XO Gummiez Top Shelf Indoor from West Coast Cure, a premium flower crafted for the discerning aficionado. Rich in heritage and cultivated with care, this indica-dominant hybrid captivates with its potent complexity. Imagine savoring a burst of sweet and tangy flavors that dance on your palate, delivering an experience both delightful and profound. XO Gummiez is your go-to for those laid-back moments when you need to unwind and revel in the calm. Users report that it may potentially offer a sense of relaxation and tranquility, making it an ideal companion for a cozy evening. Elevate your downtime with the sophisticated charm of XO Gummiez.

XO Gummiez Top Shelf Indoor

Garlic Cocktail #7

Get ready to blast off into a galaxy of relaxation with Gelatti from Martians. This unique flower is perfect for those looking to add a little extra fun to their day. The terpene profile of Gelatti is out of this world, potentially offering a blend of fruity, earthy, and sweet flavors that will leave you craving more. Allegedly, Gelatti may help you unwind after a long day and potentially elevate your mood to new heights. Take a trip to the stars with Gelatti and experience a whole new level of relaxation and enjoyment.

Gelatti

Step into the invigorating world of Lolo's Snowman x OG Indoor Smalls, a dynamic flower that's as cool as its name suggests. This hybrid beauty is a delightful fusion of flavors, with notes of gas, fuel, sweet citrus, and a hint of pepper creating a sensory-rich experience. Perfect for those who appreciate a robust flavor profile, this strain is reported to potentially uplift and energize, while still leaving you in a state of relaxed ease. Whether you're looking to spark creativity or unwind after a busy day, Snowman x OG may be your go-to choice. Embrace the chill and let the good times roll.

Snowman x OG Indoor Smalls

Welcome to a world of relaxation and fun with Blue Tartz from Martians! This Flower product offers a unique blend of terpenes and effects that may enhance your mood and potentially help you unwind after a long day. With a tantalizing flavor profile, Blue Tartz is perfect for those looking to elevate their cannabis experience to new heights. Take a break from the ordinary and indulge in the extraordinary with Blue Tartz!

Blue Tartz

Embark on a high-flying adventure with Jetset by Jetfuel – a premium flower that promises to elevate your senses and potentially leave you feeling as if you're soaring through the clouds. Its unique genetics provide a bold and distinctive flavor profile that's both rich and nuanced, making every puff a flavorful journey of its own. Users often report that Jetset may offer euphoric and uplifting effects, making it an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day or sparking creative inspiration. Whether you're looking to relax during a chill evening at home or enhance your weekend adventures, Jetset is your ticket to a potentially uplifting experience. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

Jetset

Get ready for a whimsical adventure with Yada Yada's Apples & Bananas Smalls! This delightful flower offers a fruity paradise that's hard to resist. While the specific genetics remain a charming mystery, the distinct aroma and flavor promise a sensational experience. Imagine biting into a sweet apple and tasting the tropical twist of banana, all wrapped in one smooth, enjoyable package. Consumers have reported that this strain may potentially provide a mood-boosting and relaxing effect, making it ideal for unwinding on a laid-back evening or adding some zest to a social gathering. Dive into the fun with Apples & Bananas Smalls and let Yada Yada elevate your experience!

Apples & Bananas Smalls

Tangie Ting | Sativa | 28 Grams | Genetics: Tangie | True to its name, the Tangie Ting smells like a fresh peeled tangerine. Densely stacked buds are what make this sativa unique to its class, its great as a daytime smoke to keep you productive. This is a go to for Sativa lovers. This Tangie Ting is sure to turn people's heads when you open the jar!

Tangie Ting

Introducing Cassis, a delightful cannabis flower from Champelli that offers a unique blend of flavors and effects. This product is perfect for those seeking a little extra relaxation and fun without the guilt of indulging in sugary treats. With a tantalizing terpene profile and a potentially blissful experience, Cassis may transport you to a state of pure bliss. Indulge in the lighthearted and responsible enjoyment of this innovative flower, perfect for anyone looking to unwind and have a good time.

Cassis

Hit the jackpot with Green Dragon's Guap, a premium flower that promises an enriching experience. Although the specific genetics remain a trade secret, this strain stands out with a tantalizing flavor profile that dances between sweet and earthy notes. Guap may potentially provide a wave of relaxation and euphoria, making it a great companion for unwinding after a busy day or during a laid-back weekend hangout. Embark on a sensory adventure with Guap by your side, where each puff makes you feel like you've struck gold.

Guap

Step into a world of fruity delight with Cherry Ranchers from Martians! These innovative flower products are perfect for anyone looking to add a little extra relaxation and fun to their day. With a sweet and tangy flavor profile, these buds offer a unique sensory experience that will tantalize your taste buds. The terpene profile of Cherry Ranchers may potentially provide a calming effect, making it a great choice for unwinding after a long day. Allegedly, these flower products from Martians may also enhance mood and potentially boost creativity, making them a versatile option for those looking to add a little extra spark to their day. So why not treat yourself to a taste of the extraordinary with Cherry Ranchers from Martians today?

Cherry Ranchers

Introducing Permanent Kush Private Reserve from CAM, a premium Flower product perfect for those seeking a little extra relaxation and fun. This product offers a unique terpene profile that may enhance the overall experience. With a delicious flavor profile and potentially mood-lifting effects, this product is ideal for anyone looking to unwind and enjoy a chill moment. So sit back, take a puff, and let the good times roll with Permanent Kush Private Reserve!

Permanent Kush Private Reserve

Looking for a little extra relaxation and fun? Look no further than Rolls Choice Premium Flower from West Coast Cure. This top-shelf flower is perfect for those seeking a smooth and enjoyable experience. With a tantalizing flavor profile and impressive effects, this flower is sure to impress. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or hanging out with friends, Rolls Choice Premium Flower is the ideal choice. Allegedly promoting relaxation and a potentially euphoric experience, this flower is a must-try for cannabis enthusiasts looking for a premium product.

Rolls Choice Premium Flower

Get ready to groove with Funky GMO by CRU – a strain that's as unique as its name suggests. Born from the rich lineage of Garlic Cookies, this flower promises an olfactory journey with earthy and pungent notes that may remind you of a savory kitchen spice rack. The potential effects of Funky GMO might leave you feeling relaxed and euphoric, making it a great companion for unwinding after a long day or sparking creativity during a late-night jam session. Dive into the funky vibes and let this strain be the backdrop to your most memorable moments.

Funky GMO

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