Love in the Time of Cannabis
A 2022 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide that takes all the guesswork out of selecting the perfect gift for yourself or your loved one. Written by Lucas Indrikovs.
A Valentine’s Day 2022 Gift Guide for the Canna-Cutie in Your Life
It’s that time of year again, and love is in the air (or is that kush smoke?). Valentine’s Day is a wonderful opportunity to remind that special person in your life just how much they mean to you, preferably without going broke in the process. We know some people are simply impossible to shop for, and the pressure of the holiday can lock you in a trance like a half-gram dab (which would be pretty awesome any other time of year), so we’re here to help!
We’ve put together a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide that takes all the guesswork out of selecting the perfect gift for the cannabis enthusiast in your life, whether they be a guy, gal, or however they choose to self-identify. Many of these cannabis products are interchangeable and are guaranteed to make your partner smile a little bigger after smoking, dabbing, massaging, or drinking.
Gifts for Her
There are many cannabis products that are designed specifically with women in mind focused on wellness, self-care, and pampering. At the same time, ladies like frosty nugs and tasty treats as much as anyone does. Whether your lady prefers pre-rolls, topicals, edibles, or anything in between, we have plenty of options to delight her and make you look like a rockstar.
Space Coyote - Indica Diamonds Infused Joint
Indica strains are perfect for relieving stress and have even been reported by many cannabis enthusiasts to increase arousal. Need we say more?! Plus, who doesn’t love diamonds? Made with organically grown cannabis flowers and infused with THCA diamonds (how romantic!), this 1g pre-roll is sure to relax the mind and wrap the body in a blanket of euphoria.
Pair this with a nice canna-cocktail, and no one is leaving the house that night.
Puffco Portable Vaporizer
Chances are if your lady loves to dab, she’s heard of Puffco. Currently the most lauded and flavorful vape pen on the market, the Puffco Portable Vaporizer is a perfect accessory to an intimate Valentine’s Day dinner out on the town. Simply place some of their favorite concentrate into the pen using the built-in loading tool (which also does double-duty as a splash guard and a carb cap, all in one!), and experience hit after tasty hit of flavorful vapor.
Fair warning though, this might lead to a second round of steak and lobster with dinner.
Lavinia Oh.Hi Lubricant
Brands focused on sex and intimacy are relatively new in the cannabis space, and Lavinia is leading the charge with the goal of increasing female gratification in the bedroom. Containing both CBD and THC resulting in a pleasurable entourage effect, Lavinia’s Oh.Hi Lubricant provides supplemental aid to increase arousal and ensure that all parties involved have a satisfying experience. Don’t just take our word for it, grab a bottle and get busy!
Grizzly Peak - Yoga Fire 2.0
Everyone loves a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and Grizzly Peak’s Yoga Fire 2.0 smells sweeter than any rose. A cross of AK-47 x Fire OG, these buds have that OG funk and taste like lemon herbal tea. As an Indica-leaning strain, this bouquet will have your girl giggling at your dumb jokes all night and falling asleep in happy baby pose after a personalized, intimate yoga routine. Namaste, y’all!
Fuzzies - Blue Dream CBD Enriched Mini Pre-Rolls
Blue Dream is a classic strain that has been reported to leave cannabis users relaxed, content, and uplifted, perfect for an evening of sexy time. Smelling like a fresh blueberry pie and tasting like earthy vanilla-dipped fruits, Blue Dream (Blueberry x Haze) is a delight for the senses.
As if that’s not enough, these mini pre-rolls are rolled in kief then enriched with CBD to provide a balanced hit that will lift you up before they wind you down. Think of this as a zero-calorie dessert and indulge to your heart’s content.
Kiva - Raspberries and Cream White Chocolate Bar
To quote the great Charles M. Schulz: “All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” Kiva is an industry leader of delectably infused edibles, and their Raspberries and Cream White Chocolate Bar is no exception.
Decadent white chocolate blended with tangy raspberries and cream will make your date feel like a queen. However, consume responsibly because this treat packs a 100mg punch. It may be wise to parse this out, a little before dinner to get nice and toasty and a little after for dessert.
CANN - Grapefruit Rosemary Tonic
Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to include alcoholic beverages and there are plenty of cannabis drinkables that offer tasty non-alcoholic alternatives. CANN's Grapefruit Rosemary Tonic is a bubbly combination of sweet 'n sour citrus and herbal notes that is as delicious as it is refreshing.
Containing a blend of locally sourced cannabis extract (2mg THC mixed with 4mg CBD), this subtly sweet drink is ideal for a chill, quiet night with your boo. Pop on their favorite romantic comedy, grab their favorite blanket, pop open a CANN cold one and go to cuddle-town.
OM - Himalayan Kush Mineral Salt Soak
OM’s Himalayan Mineral Salt Soak is the epitome of cannabis self-care and might be the most “treat yo’self!” product on our list. The chakra-opening combination of essential oils, Himalayan pink salt, rose quartz, and 25mg of full-spectrum cannabis will leave your sweetie feeling luxurious and smelling amazing. Fan her with palm leaves and feed her grapes while she soaks into a delightful haze for the full princess experience.
710 Labs - White Pod Battery
This beautiful, high-gloss battery from 710 Labs will see to it that your Juliet vapes in style this Valentine’s Day. 710 Labs has been producing award-winning solventless concentrates for years which are now available in their proprietary Persy pods, so make sure to grab one of those too! Tell her you finally found a vape that matches her beauty, and she’ll have happy tears in her eyes all night. The delicious concentrate she’s vaping might be causing those tears, but hey, it still counts!
Dr. Raw - Butterscotch Maple Balance 1:1 Hearts
Wise folks have said, “Keep love in your hearts…” and while we agree, can we also throw in a little THC and CBD for good measure? Find your perfect balance this Valentine’s Day with the optimal dosage of THC and CBD in these Butterscotch Maple hard candies. Dr. Raw uses only organic, seasonal ingredients in their edibles, so you can give these to the special lady in your life with complete confidence in their overall quality. Valentine’s Day candy hearts never tasted so sweet.
Gifts for Him
This year, spice things up by slowing things down with these drinkables, pre-rolls, flowers, and THC chocolates. This list offers a little bit of everything for the beloved cannabis connoisseur you hold so dear in your heart. Your special mister will be thrilled to receive any or all of these gifts this Valentine’s Day, especially because some of these products might even increase the chances of an intimate encounter at the end of the night, but you didn’t hear that from us. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Lagunitas - Hifi Hops Reverb THC Beverage
Lagunitas has been crafting hop-forward, award-winning beers for almost 30 years, and the Hifi Hops Reverb may just be the jewel in their cannabis crown. In our humble opinion, combining hops and cannabis into a fizzy, effervescent drinkable is a stroke of genius. Not only are they from the same plant family, their varied flavors and aromas complement each other beautifully.
The founder of Lagunitas is quoted saying, “It takes a lot of good weed to make good beer...” so we can say with full confidence, these guys know what they’re doing. With notes of tropical fruits and powered by 10mg of ABX’s THC extract, your main squeeze will swoon over this non-alcoholic, zero-calorie drinkable.
Raw Garden - Kimbo Cookies
If you have a fancy Valentine’s Day dinner planned this year, Raw Garden’s Kimbo Cookies live resin pen is the ultimate pairing for spicy, citrus-forward hits between courses. Made using Raw Garden’s top-shelf cannabis flower, this funky cross of Kimbo Kush x Do-Si-Dos will warm his heart and raise his spirits before shifting into an amorous, mega-chill mode. We always encourage sharing, but your partner might keep this all to themselves, and we wouldn’t blame them!
Blem - Tangie Ting
Everyone could use a little boost of energy after a long day at work, and Tangie Ting by Blem is an excellent strain to spark a night of intimate recreation. With aromas of citrus and flavors like fresh Florida oranges, this Sativa-dominant Tangie cross will propel your beau into an energized state of euphoria before fading into a calm, blissful daze. Perfect for a playful “Netflix and Chill” kind of night.
Jeeter - XL Infused Strawberry Shortcake Pre-Roll
This might be the only cake in the world that has zero calories and gets you higher than the clouds! Infused with distillate oil, rolled in kief, and stuffed with Jeeters’ indoor-grown Strawberry Shortcake (White Wookie x The White), this Sativa-dominant extra-large 2g pre-roll is as delicious as it is powerful.
Spicy citrus and diesel notes with a sour berry finish will cement your darling in joyous bliss. Jeeter’s Infused Strawberry Shortcake pre-roll is stronger than Cupid’s Arrow, so save some to have with breakfast the following day.
Petra - Tart Cherry Mints
Nothing ruins a night of flirtatious fun like a severe case of bad breath, and thankfully Petra has stepped up to make sure your main squeeze is smelling as sweet as a fresh-picked cherry all night long. These mouth-watering low-dose edibles taste like they were just plucked off the vine, and with only 2.5mg of THC infused in every mint, you both can enjoy being close for hours without passing out mid-kiss.
It’s also easily pocketable (or purse-able), so Petra’s Tart Cherry mints can guarantee a fresh makeout sesh no matter where Valentine’s Day takes you.
Kingroll - Kush Berry x Granddaddy Purple Infused Pre-Rolls
Get fancy and infuse your Valentine’s Day celebrations with some juiced-up pre-rolls from Kingroll. These pre-rolls are filled with top-shelf premium flower (Kush Berry x Granddaddy Purple), infused with Kingroll’s award-winning THC oil, and rolled around in gilded kief for an extra kick of flavor and cannabis-fueled merriment. Granddaddy Purple also happens to be one of the top-reported strains by cannabis connoisseurs for romance, so you know… consume with passion.
Vet CBD - 10:1 Tincture
Valentine’s Day doesn’t always have to be about sexy time, chocolates, candy, and flowers. Sometimes, it’s chivalrous to express your love on Valentine’s Day to man’s best friend and VET CBD offers many options that may increase your pet’s overall health and wellness. Utilizing the entourage effect of CBD and THC, this 10:1 tincture is formulated with full-spectrum cannabis, which might benefit your pet in numerous ways.
Whether they suffer from joint pain, intestinal issues or just need to chill out every now and then, Vet CBD’s tincture will gift your sweetheart’s furry companion with joy and comfort for many nights to come.
Bouquets aren’t just for ladies, and we know your guy will be head over heels for Dimebag’s Sativa-leaning Mimosa flowers. Also considered one of the top strains for arousal, Mimosa (Purple Punch x Clementines) is celebrated for its high limonene content, promoting a relaxed yet energized calmness, and allowing users to free themselves from all worries. There’s no need to invest in expensive champagne to enjoy the herbal, tropical tranquility provided by Dimebag’s Mimosa strain.
Kaneh Co. - Toffee Almond Milk Chocolates
With flowers, breath mints, and canna-drinks checked off your list, the only thing missing is a heart-shaped box of chocolates, right? These chocolates may not come in a box, but once he tastes the delicious butter toffee and freshly roasted almonds enveloped in milk chocolate, your date will be steeped in such heavenly luxury that he’ll forget heart-shaped boxes ever existed.
With 10mg of cannabis extract in every morsel (100mg total in the bag), Kaneh Co.’s gluten-free chocolate treats will be the finest third wheel for any Valentine’s Day date.
Papa & Barkley - 1:3 THC Rich Releaf Balm
Suffering from aches and pains, whether from growing old or shredding some tasty gnar on the slopes, is a surefire way to be grumpy and irritable on Valentine’s Day. Papa & Barkley’s 1:3 (CBD : THC) Releaf Balm is made with essential oils like lavender, eucalyptus, peppermint, and tea tree. It smells like an herb garden and provides hours of relief with a calming, cool sensation wherever applied.
Made with full-spectrum cannabis concentrate and all-natural ingredients, this Releaf Balm is strong enough to melt away your Romeo's discomfort without irritating his skin. Consider this an alley-oop for a sensual massage on Valentine’s Day night. You’re welcome!
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