Weird Things You Can’t Unthink After a Few Hits
From digital identity crises to group chat ghosting, explore the weirdest, funniest, and most relatable thought loops that hit after a few puffs. Plus: curated cannabis product pairings to match your spiral.
High Thoughts: Weird Things You Can’t Unthink After a Few Hits
We’ve all been there — somewhere between a snack run and a screen stare, one weird little question slips into your brain… and refuses to leave. It’s not exactly deep. It’s not entirely dumb. But it sticks. And suddenly, your casual high turns into a cosmic TED Talk (with yourself).
This one’s for those moments — the spirals, the scroll holes, the “wait… what?” whispers from your stoned subconscious.
No answers. Just vibes. Bonus points if you’re pairing these loops with something smooth from March and Ash.
“Am I the same person online that I am offline… or just better curated?”
Somewhere between your camera roll and your group chat persona lies a whole digital version of you. Who’s the real one?
Product Pairing: Gramlin Pink Whip Rosin AIO These all-in-one vapes deliver the full spectrum of cannabis flavors and effects, perfect for contemplating your digital duality.
“Is AI evolving… or just learning how to mimic us better?”
If machines learn from humans, will they also absorb our fear of becoming obsolete?
Product Pairing: Lost Farm Passionfruit Orange Guava 10:6.7 THC:THCv Super Varin Live Resin Gummies Bright, tropical flavors meet a sharp THCv kick — the perfect companion for pondering tech takeovers and digital déjà vu.
“If I have 42 tabs open, 5 half-finished thoughts, and 10 unread texts… am I thriving or buffering?”
We used to call it multitasking. Now it just feels like emotionally lagging.
Product Pairing: ABX Blueberry Lavender 2:1 THC:CBN Sleepy Time Solventless Gummies These gummies combine THC and CBN to promote restful sleep. Let them help you close those mental tabs and find tranquility.
“If I scroll for an hour and remember nothing, did it even happen?”
Where do those lost hours go — and is that what ghosts are made of?
Product Pairing: Hifi Sessions Cloudberry THC Beverage Crafted by Lagunitas and ABX, this sparkling beverage offers a refreshing alternative to alcohol. It’s the perfect companion for mindful relaxation.
“Time isn’t real, but deadlines are. How rude is that?”
You’re on your own flow. The calendar just hasn’t caught up.
Product Pairing: LEVEL Boost Protabs Fast-acting, precision-dosed, and made to help you find focus — even when time feels fake.
“Why do I remember one embarrassing thing from middle school but not my online banking password?”
Memory is chaotic evil.
Product Pairing: Blem Unruly OG Flower This potent strain delivers a nostalgic OG experience, grounding you in the present while acknowledging the past.
“If I leave the group chat on read, am I protecting my peace or ghosting with style?”
Boundaries… but make it digital.
Product Pairing: Jeeter Blue Dream Infused Pre-Rolls Smooth, uplifting, and just the right amount of bold — perfect for taking space and doing it in style.
“What if I’m not addicted to my phone — I’m just emotionally attached to being distracted?”
It’s not you. It’s dopamine.
Product Pairing: Cannabiotix Cereal Milk Known for its creamy flavor and balanced profile, this hybrid is a favorite for those seeking a smooth, uplifting vibe with just the right amount of chill — perfect for zoning out with purpose.
“If I post about taking a break, am I actually resting or just marketing my silence?”
Sometimes the soft launch of burnout looks like mindfulness.
Product Pairing: Tumble Cactus Chiller Flow Infused Pre-Roll With cool, crisp flavor and a smooth burn, this infused pre-roll may offer a relaxing experience — ideal for unplugging and actually chilling offline.
“If I don’t document the moment, did I actually enjoy it — or did I just live in it?”
Plot twist: existing might be enough.
Product Pairing: CANN Grapefruit Rosemary Tonic Light, refreshing, and microdosed for a mellow buzz — this sparkling tonic is made for savoring the moment, no camera roll required.
“If I say ‘thank you’ to ChatGPT, am I being polite… or just trying not to get roasted by a robot someday?”
It’s giving manners-meets-self-preservation.
Product Pairing: Alien Labs Dark Web Indoor Flower Bold, mysterious, and a little bit eerie — just like the internet rabbit hole you’re trying not to fall into. This premium strain pairs perfectly with late-night AI musings and polite paranoia.
Some questions don’t need answers — just good weed, great company, and a little space to wonder. Whether you’re buffering, bouncing between tabs, or philosophizing with your dog, there’s a product for that.
Scroll less. Puff thoughtfully. And if one of these loops follows you into tomorrow… hey, you’re not alone.
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